“It isn’t what you have, or who you are, or where you are, or what you are doing that makes you happy or unhappy. It’s what you think about.” -Dale Carnegie

Saturday, January 9, 2010

Math

I am studying for my Math finals this week and I had a thought. "Who the heck thought of putting letters in Math?" And I secretly hoped that they considered him (it could not have been a woman) a traitor to the "norm" and slit his throat. Though this would not have been a fraction of the penance that I feel he deserves. Only this thought is now not so much of a secret anymore.
The End.

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  2. Me thinks you think too much.

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  3. Here's what I know about math.

    Equation #1 - Kristen + math = a bad combination.

    Equation #2 - If Kristen is traveling on a train and has to do a math problem to get it to stop how long until the train stops? Answer: It's gonna be a LONG ride.

    Equation #3 - If A equals Kristen and B equals math, you're gonna C her cry!

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