But we won't talk about that. Last night I really couldn't sleep so I began thinking about things that I could write on my blog. (Not that anyone reads it, mind, but this is my journal for the year.)
I was thinking about Twilight. Not really actually, it just crossed my mind. Vaguely.
And I wondered... By whose distorted version of "unbelievably gorgeous" did they pick this (...different looking) amateur to be EDWARD CULLEN?

I am no Twilightican*, but I contemplated this last night for the hundredth time as I was trying to sleep.
The moral of the story is this: Robert Pattinson should have stuck with being a dead wizard from yesteryear (see "Harry Potter").
Oh, and the other moral: guys should not put anything on their face that girls do to look better. It is not excessively apparent in this photo but in general... It's just wrong.
I hope I haven't offended anyone by my thoughts...
Oh, and even though I have unnecessarily dedicated an entire post on my lovely blog to Robert Pattinson, please do not think that I am obsessed. Faaaar from it.
*Twilightican: noun or adj.: the act of being extremely and more often than not, excessively passionate/ crazy about Twilight and the series thereof.
Amen young sista! A-MEN!
ReplyDeleteHilarious! I loved it! He should have stayed the dead wizard in the oh so great movie Harry Potter!~
ReplyDeleteYou are killing me girl! I couldn't agree more- I think he is hideous!
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