So today I can't really think of anything to write about. At all.






These are the bane of my life. Indeed whenever I see them I am forced to think of the disgusting tree bark- like substance that unassuming people are putting into their bodies. I feel sad for whoever invented the *hard* pretzel. Presumably, they were bored excessively one day and were strained to come up with a "snack" that would destroy the lives of many people who think like I do. The genius person who came up with an idea to lessen the disgusting nature of these sticks by putting salt on the surface was most brilliant.

The End.
P.S. I do like pretzels with chocolate. When there is a ratio of about 1 Cup Chocolate to 1 tiny pretzel, they are slightly bearable.
Another P.S. I do also like soft pretzels. Those pretzels at least were created for the good of mandakind.