Drivers Ed

Tonight is my Orientation meeting for Drivers Ed.
I am guessing that the meeting is primarily for people who don't think.
Here's what I think they will talk about.

1) Have you started driving yet? We hope not, because that would be breaking the law.

2) Please do not

A: come into class with drugs/ alcohol in your possession
B: operate our vehicle directly after you have taken drugs/ alcohol
C: I just wasted time repeating this because it should be common sense BECAUSE DRUGS AND ALCOHOL ARE ILLEGAL AND THEY WILL KILL YOU!

In most states those things are illegal. And if you do illegal things you go to jail.
Bad. For. You.