Dear Idaho State Government:
I just thought that I would write you a letter thanking you for the wonderful service that has been given me by the Idaho State Government. I am so grateful for the mandatory Health class that I get(oh whoops, I mean "am forced") to take in order to graduate from High School.
High School is hard enough without having to spend time learning about things that will actually benefit my future life. I am so glad that the government thinks that extreme amounts of time to waste reading textbooks that tell me that if I do things that are illegal I could go to jail, or that dangerous things can kill me.
Since I would not have figured this out on my own, I am also brimming with joy over the fact that the state is aware that all teenagers are brainless and has done something about it.
Obviously, telling someone about something that should be common sense is part of your job, you know, as a government official. Keep it up. I am glad that I don't have to think for myself. It is much easier to have the government to do it for me.
Sincerely,
Me (aka brainless dummy)
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I totally agree, we can't think for ourselves! Let the government take care of us! Cha - right! Loved the letter Manda!
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