Single Awareness Day

Yeah, I don't want to have a boyfriend/crush/SO to worry about this Valentine's Day... Phew.

In light of this looming dark event, I thought I'd scare the crap out of you guys with a picture that scare me, too.

You don't know how much it is possible to hate society until you see this doll in person. When you do, you realize that the only way to make him sing "Baby" is by pushing his crotch... Moving on.

However, I would like to send out a little e-tribute to my fiancee....

Which one's mine?

No... No... No... These are all wrong!

Where's my man? Oh, wait, I think I have found him....

This isn't the best picture of you, Joey, but we can still get married.

It's where I work now!!!!

Does anyone have their favorite version of the happy dance?

Uh-Oh

Guys- I have a job interview tomorrow. I'm shaking in my new boots! Help!

Each Day....

... is a battle within me.

... is filled with worry.

... I am plagued by my doubts.

... can be better.

... will be better...

Once I learn to be content.

How the heck long do you think that's going to take?

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,

And sorry I could not travel both

And be one traveler, long I stood

And looked down one as far as I could

To where it bent in the undergrowth;

Then took the other, as just as fair,

And having perhaps the better claim,

Because it was grassy and wanted wear;

Though as for that the passing there

Had worn them really about the same,

And both that morning equally lay

In leaves no step had trodden black.

Oh, I kept the first for another day!

Yet knowing how way leads on to way,

I doubted if I should ever come back.

I shall be telling this with a sigh

Somewhere ages and ages hence:

Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—

I took the one less traveled by,

And that has made all the difference.

One of the most amazing videos ever to grace YouTube with it's presence.

Blogging My...

Boy Diet. Yes, you read right. I am going on a boy diet. What is a boy diet?, you may ask. Well, I'll tell you. There are two different versions of boy diets.

Boy Diet: n. 1: a lifestyle where one survives solely from the notice, appreciation, and acknowledgement of the male gender. 2: an extended period of time in which the subject refrains from thinking, acknowledging, or having fantasized thoughts regarding the male gender

It doesn't take much to guess which one I'm taking part in. One of my New Years Resolutions was to be content with what I have. It's been a couple of weeks since the beginning of January, and I have finally come up with one way to reach that goal.

I can be content with what I am- a single lady who scares off all the guys on the planet.