You guys should like, so totally follow my example

Today I woke up at 8:30 and rolled my fat butt out of bed. Then, I ate a healthy (wink, wink) breakfast of donuts, turnovers, and crepes filled with massive amounts of Reddi Whip. Then, as I was driving to school, I stopped at the Maverick and got a super size hot chocolate and some ho- hos. I slept through most of my classes for the better half of the morning and then got a Coke to wake me up.... oh and while I was at the vending machines I also got a couple of candy bars for lunch. Because I can.

The day passed much like this... because every day is so, like totally the same.

Imagine how, like, surprised I was to come home and read an article about how Michelle Obama thinks that we should all start moving around a little bit more, and like, probably she means eating vegetables and fruits and stuff instead of living off of convenience stores and fast food restaurants. Even though I will never understand why, I was so, like totally enlightened with this new quest of hers.
I absolutely heart the idea of like, changing peoples lives and stuff like that, which is my new goal in life... And also, I think Michelle Obama is my new hero. Even though she likes holding sweet potatoes and I don't.



(<< Look at her super buff arms. It's because she moves, peeps.)









Oh... BTW, the new campaign thingy is called Let's Move.

So get off of the computer.